wakey wakey hands off snakey
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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