I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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