I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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