how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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