rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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