It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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