We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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