what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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