I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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