I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
