You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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