Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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