I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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