If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.