alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
sarcasm needs its own font
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.