i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?