i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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