He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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