I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I will be naked everywhere
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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