Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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