Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We're too hungover to prance.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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