walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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