whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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