you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
