Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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