i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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