And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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