Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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