i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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