you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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