I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dignity is for republicans.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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