don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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