I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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