ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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