I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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