Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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