dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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