OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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