i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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