Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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