There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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