Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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