They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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