i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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