Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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