Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
