I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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