thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
2020 sucks, I want a refund