is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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