seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
