He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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