But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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