I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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