we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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