I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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