What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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