the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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