Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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